Friday 7 August 2015

Joke----MY TEACHER DONT KNOW MATHS

When I was in primary 4, our teacher asked a question, she said: "If your mother gives you N10 Naira and you asked your father for another N5 Naira, how much money would you have all together?"
I raised my hand and said: "N10 Naira" our teacher was disappointed, she frowned, shaking her head and said: "Mark you don't know basic mathematics" I shook my head too and said "Hmmm aunty, you don't know my father oh"
To night, this week's very funny Mark Angel Comedy video shall be released. Hope you are waiting. (www.youtube.com/markangelcomedy)
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Tuesday 4 August 2015

Joke----CHIOMA SLEEPS TOO MUCH

when we were kids, Chioma was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was sleeping, "Tell me, Chioma, who created the universe?" but Chioma was fast asleep and didn't hear our teacher, but I was seated in the chair behind her, so I took a broom stick and jabbed her in the nyash (ass) "GOD ALMIGHTY!" shouted Chioma and the teacher said, "Very good" and then Chioma fell back asleep. A while later our teacher asked her again, "Who is our Lord and Saviour," But, Chioma didn't even hear the teacher or wake up from her slumber. Once again, I came to the rescue and stuck her again. "JESUS CHRIST!" she shouted and the teacher said, "very good," and Chioma fell back to sleep. Then the teacher asked Chioma a third question. "What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?" And again, I jabbed her with the broom stick. This time Chioma jumped up and shouted, "IF YOU STICK THAT STUPID THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME, I'LL BREAK IT IN HALF AND PUT IT IN YOUR MOUTH!" Our Teacher fainted.